ACAB also applies to golfers for some reason it just feels right
dark and brooding guy with horrible regrets yells "I HAVE BLOOD ON MY HANDS!" in a moment of vulnerability but theres a cutaway transition where hes at a state fair eating a banana and he throws the peel over his shoulder and the tilt-a-whirl operator slips on it causing him to fall on the controls and shift it into a skull and crossbones setting called OVERDRIVE and the tilt-a-whirl spins so fast it lifts off the ground and carries the people away screaming
when charles schulz said "all you need is love. but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt" and anthony bourdain said "your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. enjoy the ride" and mark twain said "part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like." when erma bombeck said "i am not a glutton- i'm an explorer of food," voltaire said "ice-cream is exquisite. what a pity it isn't illegal" and when kurt vonnegut said "you can't just eat good food. you've got to talk about it too. and you've got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food."
they should invent a way to reconnect with old friends that doesnt feel like eating a pile of dirt in front of god
[guy who hasnt drawn in a few weeks voice] yeah the world is horrible and life is agony
[guy who finally drew again voice] yeah the world is beautiful and life is wonderful
"I can fix him" not in a "I can make him into a better person" way but in a "if he was my character I would've handled his story better" way



